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Sirius Black high fiving Lily every time she raises her hand in class.

Sirius asking James to high five her when hes too sick to go to class.

Remus doing it with a sigh and immediatley apologising when neither Sirius or James is available.

Remus *in the common room after Sirius made tea*: Mmm,this tea is really good,whats in it?

Sirius: Oh thats not tea its boiled gatorade

random student arguing with her boyfriend at the Great Hall: TELL ME WHY

muggleborns and some halfbloods: AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

Muggle Parent: Your room is filthy! Do they let you get away with this at school?!

Kid: Actually, little elves come in the middle of the night and tidy up.

Muggle Parent:...

Kid:...

Muggle-borns taking Buzzfeed quizzes to find out which house theyre in:

Pureblood: What r u doing?

Muggleborn: Taking this quiz to see which house i belong in

Pureblood: But the hat already sorted you into Gryffindor..

Muggleborn: Ya but Buzzfeed says im Ravenclaw

Ok but like..

You know how in the wizarding world theres knuts right? Like the money?

Well imagine a muggleborn going into a book shop,them bringing up a book to the casheir and the casheir being like: “ One copy of Hogwarts:A History?Nice choice..how would you like to pay?” and the muggleborn,being as loud as they can,to the point where it isnt yelling, saying “deez knuts” and the silence in the bookstore is broken becuase literally every muggleborn is bawling with laughter.