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Donald: “Phew. The snow storm can’t get us here..

Me writing fanfiction: Thank you for reading! I’ll post the next chapter soon!

WHEN YOU HIT THE LAST LAP IN MARIO KART AND THE MUSIC SPEEDS UP

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.