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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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absolutley enchanted by cobepee

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The Tale of Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny

perenial

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

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ambienne

This tweet means a lot to me.

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It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

64mpg

i tryyyyyyy but i get overwhelmed

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

tim-official

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

anarcho-gamerist

I use spicy to describe food

catgirlforeskin

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

fruitviking

Twilight

unholyblissafterdark

aroace-ryland-grace

I took this video at like 3 am last night and I can't stop laughing at it...whatever. go my rocky

knifenymph

change does not come from a place of comfort

aquareaper3

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

homofied

opalfairy

heatandapathy

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

soulsistrin

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

liifeintechniicolour

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

noraspancakes

Always reblog the Scottish roofer

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damnhotpocket

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

communeist

THEY ARE

crematedequally

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

alexselbyart

We Are Here pt 1/?

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hometoursandotherstuff

3000s

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reblog to win one of that

luck-system-shenanigans

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

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suzeart

I’d been kicking this idea around for a while and trying to think about how to articulate it. Pretty happy with how it eventually turned out!

Sometimes I think about my reasons for getting tattoos (just for myself, not because they need justification). Adding onto this painting metaphore, I think getting ink is a way for me to put down portable roots. I move a lot and will be doing it again soon, and until I can actually settle down and paint some walls I’ll take visual control of something more accessible, namely myself.

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shelteringyourdna-deactivated20

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

shelteringyourdna-deactivated20

do not 10k me stop that

ebonyheartnet

*clicks reblog* your old friend, the conses of your quences, sends their regards

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