(hard g) gillian

WOW. Lmao

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

Bridge to terabithia (2007)

i fucking hate this caption

The eye colour thing always use to annoy me but now I feel bad, poor daniel!

At least they tried.

thEY DID CARE

THIS HAS LITERALLY CHANGED MY ENTIRE MINDSET ABOUT THE HARRY POTTER FILMS I WAS SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS

why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

It’s 2017 can we please stop pretending Mario creepypastas will ever be scary

mario came out of my wiiu and called me a bitch

being nice to waiters is so easy and good the relief in their eyes when you arent angry that you had to wait for 10 minutes makes me sad so just. be nice to waiters

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now