life is soup and i am a fork

happy pride month to this post specifically

Ooooh, can you do one for wheelchairs except it’s a throne? Because I definitely feel like I’m cruising around on a throne.

That’s it! That’s it exactly!

This!!!!! This is what young disabled people should be exposed to. We are powerful! Fantastic! Hot and cool as hell!!!! Use your mobility aid and discover your inner badass.

drink 15 cups of coffee in a day and you can clip through walls

ⓘ this user needs a hug

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

Why do you hate Jesus

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

Nothing about this post prepared me for that raw ass last line.

me as a sports fan: i hate your team and my own as well

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

#but we can try lmao

rip 2 haas but literally everyone and even f1 themselves acting as though the usa gp is daniel’s home grand prix

this man is out collecting the hearts of countries like pokemon cards