now i'm searching for signs in a haunted club

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

your email means nothing to me

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

hey can you reblog and tell me what’s the happiest you’ve ever felt while watching a sporting event?

babe are u ok i saw u rb "things will be ok" hopecore onto your sports sideblog

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.