OBVIOUSLY

i am going to create the worst lotr fancast

I realize now that without context this kinda message coming from an account named allthingsgerman can sound a bit ominous.

countries with ballads: im about to create an environment that is so bathroom break

people be like "winning eurovision can grant you great success" and always mention abba but like lads. i have no memory of who won since alexander rybak. the only exception is mans but that's just because he is being held hostage by eurovision for years.

in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “you must be the UK" 

Wake up babe, new theology just dropped.

IT'S SO MUCH WORSE THAN I IMAGINED