Margo

[captions] Animal group names that make me believe there is good in the world. *speaks quickly* A group of wild rabbits is scientifically called a fluffle, and I don’t care what toxic masculinity says, if I think something’s cute, I’m gonna call it cute, and this is fricking adorable. A group of ferrets is called a business, which means I can finally use this picture without it being out of context. A group of vultures is a wake and I can’t tell if this is a coincidence or a sick joke. Group of porcupines is a prickle. A prickle of porcupines. Group of sloths is referred to as a snuggle. I don’t know what they pay the naming guy, but it’s not enough. Gang of armadillos is a roll. A bunch of platypus is called a paddle. Also, plural’s platypuses, platypi for fake intellectuals, and platypeople are for anyone of culture. A group of kittens is a kindle. A group of crows is called a murder- oh, jeez. A group of ravens is an unkindness, Google it if you don’t believe me. A gathering of larks is called an exaltation. We started off strong, but now y’all are just saying shi- A group of rattlesnakes is called a rhumba- Okay we’re back on track. A group of parrots is called a pandemonium, and considering how mean these feathered bastards can be, I agree. Last, the process of an alpaca giving birth is called an unpacking, if that doesn’t bring light to your soul you probably don’t have one. *whispers* Follow me on Instagram, please. [end captions]