Warnings: Dubious Consent, Misogyny, Unintentional Impregnation
Word count: 3.7k
I wish I didn't write at like 30 words a minute. I have so many fanfics I want to finish and ideas I want to write.
Anyways one of these days I'm going to make a genderswap fic where you're Naoya's only "friend" (he's a really shitty friend) but a curse turns you into a woman. At first you try to brush it off like it's nothing. So you've got tits now, big deal, you'll fix it and then you'll both laugh about it later. Except he can't stop staring. He starts treating you less like his friend (if you could even call yourself that) and more like a woman by the day.
"Tch. Quit lookin' at me like that. I ain't starin', you're just standin' there weird. Put a damn jacket on or somethin', damn.”
It starts with the showers. You're walking toward the communal baths like you always do and his hand is on your chest, shoving you back.
"You look like a woman right now," he scoffs, redirecting you toward the women's showers. "I ain't showerin' with some chick who isn't my wife. Just deal with it until you're fixed."
You try to argue that it's still you, that you're his best buddy, remember? The curse will wear off. He doesn't care. He'll physically block the entrance to the men's side if he has to.
"I don't give a shit, alright? My eyes see tits, my ears hear a woman yapping off. Move it before I throw you in there myself.”
You both used to go on jobs together, fighting side by side, but now he doesn't want you there anymore. Your technique is strong, sure, but your body is going to weigh you down. You just naturally don't fight as well anymore he tells you. If you do go on a job, he'd make sure to go with you. Before, when you were still a man, sure he'd act like an asshole and insult you the entire time, but most of it was his version of friendly jabs. Now it's just full on insulting.
"You're movin' too slow, why'd you even agree to do this?"
"You're utterly useless on the field. How about you leave and I'll handle it from here."
"You don't belong in a fight. Go home and make me somethin' for dinner."
That last one has you looking at him sideways but he just shrugs and tells you it was
"Just a joke. Don't get your panties in a twist. What? Why're you lookin' at me like I kicked your dog? I said it was a joke. Damn, the tits come in and the sense of humor goes right out, huh?”
Usually after a job you'd both relax at the Zenin Estate's outdoor hot springs, but since you look like a woman he won't let you. Yeah, the other Zenins know it's you, but for now you're a woman, and a woman doesn't soak with a bunch of men. He'd be offended on your behalf, he says. The other Zenins would be offended too. He's looking out for you.
"I'm doin' you a favor, dumbass. You wanna sit naked in front of my cousins? Half those bastards ain't got an ounce of honor. I'd have to kill one of 'em, then I'd be in trouble with my old man, and it'd be your fault.”
Also one of your technique abilities burns your top off. Naoya had gotten used to it back when you were a man he'd even laugh and call it your stripper move but now that you're a woman he loses it. He completely loses his temper and throws his haori over you so aggressively it nearly knocks you off balance. His hands shake a little as he wraps it tight around your shoulders. You've never seen him this furious before.
"Never use that again in front of anyone." He hisses.
What if another man saw you? Oh, you don't care? Whatever, whore.
You're angry he'd call you that. Doesn't he remember you're his best "male" friend? He used to vent to you all the time about how it's only women who can be slutty it's different if a man sleeps around or barely has clothes on.
"Keep actin' like a slut and I'll keep treating you like one. Real men don't want to see their 'bros' stripped naked like that."
He starts acting way more possessive of you. Whenever you two are hanging out he'll interrupt any man that talks to you. If they ask you out he'll say "she's not interested" before you can even open your mouth. It feels weird being referred to by she/her pronouns. In public it makes sense, but in private it's seemingly all he calls you now.
"She's busy.”
“She's with me.”
“Walk away before I make ya."
"What? I'm just sayin' what's true. You're a 'she' now, ain'tcha? Don't get all sensitive on me.”
He also starts trying to dictate how you dress. He now refuses to hang out with you if you wear any of your old clothes you have to wear more feminine clothes. You never had a sense of fashion so he goes out and buys them for you. As you're trying on clothes you can hear him talking to one of the staff. They make a comment that this skirt would look great on his girlfriend, and to your surprise Naoya doesn't even correct them. You confront him when he gets back.
"I'm just keepin' up appearances. You want people talkin' about us? Everyone knows men and women can't just be friends. Besides, we both know the truth. Who cares what they think?"
"Try the pink one next. And the white stockings. C'mon, hurry up, I ain't got all day and quit makin' that face.”
He also starts staring at your boobs now. Not even subtly. You start wearing compression bras which you can tell visibly annoy him, but he doesn't say anything. He just clicks his tongue every time he looks at your chest and finds it flatter than he expected. One time he reaches out and snaps your bra strap as a joke. Telling you it's too tight and you should wear something more loose. If you wear bras like that people might think you’re a dude.
“But I am a dude haha. I'm like the cool brother you never had :)”
He stops referring to you less and less as "the brother he's never had." Whenever you call yourself his bro he says you're not really his brother anymore. He's just being honest. Sure, on the inside you're still you, but on the outside you're a woman. When you change back, then you'll be his brother again. For now, you're his girl.
Those words slip out more and more. His girl.
"My girl's hungry, get her somethin' to eat."
"Don't talk to my girl like that."
"Oi, that's my girl you're starin' at, eyes off."
"…What? It's a figure of speech. Shut up before I make you.”
He also gets weirder whenever you refer to yourself as a man or try to do anything he considers masculine. You mention having to help your uncle cut firewood. He comes with you and does it all for you. He works up a sweat and takes his shirt off and tells you not to leave. He wants to make sure his "best bro" is watching how a real man cuts firewood. You think it's another one of his jokes but he gets mad when you're not looking.
You mention wanting to go hunting and he's absolutely against it. Women can't drive, and now you want to be out there aiming a gun? He'll sabotage any attempt at getting you a hunting license. He'll call the instructor himself if he has to. The only masculine hobby you have left is bodybuilding. You were somewhat interested in it before you turned into a woman, but you may as well continue so you can learn the fundamentals. Naoya tells you it's a horrible idea. Stuck in some room with a bunch of sweaty hormonal dudes from all the gear they're on? They'd be all over you. Is that what you want? To get analbanged by a bunch of gym bros? Instead you should do pilates or yoga. He'll even help you.
"I'm tellin' ya, those gym guys are a buncha neanderthals. They see a sexy chick in leggings and it's over for you. Do yoga with me, it's better for your figure anyway.”
He'll help you do poses like knees to chest, downward dog, and the Jack-O pose. He'll even take pictures so you can look at how far you've gotten. Why is he taking them using his phone? Also why does he have you do those poses in tight yoga pants?
"It's to track your progress, idiot. Now take off your pants, I need to see how your ass is developing."
One of the ways you used to hang out was watching rated R movies in his bedroom. Naoya would always complain that a woman's tits looked too fake whenever there was a sex scene. You're both watching a movie together and he throws a pillow at his TV when the actress has "the worst pair of tits he's ever seen." Then he glances sideways at you, at your chest, and mutters that yours look better.
You weren't wearing your compression bra today, so he's blatantly staring at them. He wrestles with you on his bed, just like old times, but when he wins and pins you down he asks if he can see your tits.
"Come on, you're still my bro on the inside, right? Let me see 'em. It ain't weird between us."
You relent and take your top and bra off. His eyes go wide at how nice they look and he'll tease you when your nipples get hard from the cool air. He doesn't touch them, but you catch his hand twitching at his side like he's actively holding himself back. He stays sitting on you too long before he gets up.
“Cold in here, huh? Look at you. Pfft don't cover up, I already saw 'em. It's whatever. We're cool. We're bros.”
After that, something seems to change in your relationship. He treats you much more coldly. He doesn't want to walk side by side with you anymore and instead he's only comfortable if you walk behind him. He'll leave if you refuse to wear the hyper feminine clothes he bought you, and you'll also have to shave from now on. He's such a nice friend that he even pays for laser hair removal. Don't be a bitch about it he's positive it'll grow back when you turn back to normal.
"Walk behind me. That's where you belong right now. And quit poutin', it's just the natural order.”
One day he steals a hard job from you and shows up at your house high off all the money he made. He'll demand you make him something to eat and makes a crass joke that you should do it naked in an apron. You were in the middle of cooking anyways so you give him a plate. Before he goes home, he gropes your ass, telling you it's softer than he expected. Don't give him that look "bro," you're the one who decided to walk around in those sheer leggings. You know how he gets. It's your fault you should've changed into that qipao he bought you. Said qipao you could barely sit in considering how short it was.
"What? You knew I was comin' over. You dressed like that on purpose. Don't act all shocked now, you wanted me to grab your ass.”
Finally you get lucky and find a way to reverse what the curse did to you. You tell Naoya and he doesn't act happy. Says you've been a woman for so long you won't be able to operate as a man anymore. Says you've gotten soft. Says he's gotten used to having you around like this and now you're just gonna turn back? Whatever.
Still, before you change back, he wants to see what your pussy looks like. He's already seen your tits, so you may as well let him see your pussy and asshole too, since it's so close. You agree, and later on you're laying naked in his bed as he kneels in front of your closed legs. He tells you to stop being so shy as he spreads your legs, finally able to look at the prize he's earned. He'll tell you he's earned this because he's put up with you being a female, so shut up. Your whining is killing the mood.
"Open. Open. There ya go. See? That wasn't so hard. Now shut up and let me look I earned this, dammit.”
He lays down so he can get a close look and you shiver from how you can feel his breath on you. Despite only agreeing to letting him look, he'll spread your pussy apart and question why you haven't shaved down here. He'll bite your inner thigh as punishment.
"The hell is this? I paid for the laser and you're growin' a damn forest down here? Hold still…that's what you get.”
He'll tell you that you always kinda smelled like a chick, but down here it's even more prominent. He'll get too close and accidentally bump his nose against your clit. He'll just tell you to stop whining and that you're acting oversensitive. He won't be nice as he spreads your pussy lips and bullies you for how it looks. Why isn't everything symmetrical like the women in porn? Why doesn't one of your inner pussy lips look just like the other? Why is your clit hood covering your clit like that? Why isn't where you piss from perfectly centered? Yeah, you smell like a woman down here, but why don't you smell better, like roses and cherry blossoms? The only thing he compliments you for is that you have a hymen, but even that is still weird looking to him.
"This is uneven. One side's bigger. Imagine bein' a woman and your one job is to have a cute cunt and yours is ugly. And the smell I mean, it ain't bad, but c'mon. Shouldn't it be flowery. At least you're a virgin. Small mercies.”
He tells you he wants to feel what your insides are like, and you're so oversensitive that you nod in response. It feels weird as he pushes a finger inside you, moving it curiously, feeling if anything's different at your expense. He'll push another finger in and then start scissoring and stretching you out, telling you to stop shaking. Before long he curves his fingers up, wanting to see if you have a g-spot, and to your surprise you definitely do. He doesn't really care though as he pulls his fingers out and licks at your juices. He'll tell you taste weird even as he continues to suck his fingers clean.
"Huh. So that's your g-spot.”
“Taste's weird. Not bad-weird, just weird. I said stop shakin', what's wrong with you?”
You assume he's done and try to sit up, but he stops you. He's never ever gone down on a woman, and now is his only chance because he could never trust a woman to not go around running her mouth about having a man eating her out. But he knows you'll never say anything because you're his best girl.
"Lay back down. I ain't done. And if you ever tell anyone about this, I'll deny it 'til the day I die. But you won't 'cause you're my best girl.”
You laugh and say you're his best bro. Because you'll turn back into his bro tomorrow. Right, best bro?
He just ignores you and leans in, immediately pushing his tongue in your pussy. He's right in that he's never eaten pussy before because he's licking and sucking in all the wrong places. At one point he's giving long, tender licks at the crevice between your inner and outer pussy labia. He truly has no idea what he's doing. He even starts licking your urethra, blaming you for it being placed weirdly. He'll eventually get the hang of it at your expense. His eyes flutter closed as he enjoys his meal while you writhe above him.
You start to feel really strange, but he ignores you as he tries sticking his tongue out more. You surprise him as your thighs clench around his head and you ride your orgasm out. He could've easily broken out of your hold, but he stays there wanting to lick up your juices. You think he's done because he's sitting up, but the sound of him unzipping his pants sobers you up.
“Aw, what you came already? That fast? Pfft, pathetic.”
“Don't move, I ain't finished with you.”
Don't you want to feel what it's like to be fucked? You'll never get this opportunity again, and it should be with him. Who else deserves to take your virginity? You know how many girlfriends he's had (he's even fucked some of your girlfriends) so he knows he's good in bed. He doesn't let you ruminate on that as his tip rubs against your folds. Just give him your pussy, yeah?
"C'mon. Turn back into a guy and you'll never know what it feels like to have your pussy fucked. Don't be stupid. It's me. Best person you could pick. Now relax and let a man do what men do.”
You nod and he'll slowly push in. Usually he's a lot faster, but since you're a virgin and all that he'll go slow for you, so you'd better appreciate it. He'll even tease you when he inevitably breaks your hymen, "joking" that you're a stupid slut for letting a man you're not married to take your virginity. When he bottoms out, you'll keen as he bumps against your cervix. He'll tell you he won't go all the way in when he fucks you, but when he's about to cum he really sinks in, so you're going to have to get used to it and not complain. You're a woman you're literally built to take his cock.
"Look at that gave it up just like that. I didn't know you were such a slut. And to a guy who ain't even your husband. Tsk tsk. Quit whinin’, I'm bein' nice. You feel how slow and short I'm going? That's me bein' nice.”
He'll keep his promise and leave about an inch of his dick out while he fucks you. You tug at him to slow down though, that this is your first time, but he'll respond by rubbing your clit. Telling you that since it's your first time, this is how it's supposed to feel. Don't you feel good? Isn't he making you feel good? So stop complaining if a thrust is a little too rough and deep here or there. Besides, the way your pussy is slowly stretching and twitching, he can tell you like it.
"Yeah? Right there huh? That's your g-spot I'm fuckin’ into. Don't lie to me. You love it. Say it.”
Also I should add that he's fully clothed and you're naked, so you feel extra vulnerable. Anyways, you can tell he's about to cum from how hard he's fucking you and you ask him to pull out. What if you get pregnant? I'd imagine he'd make up a shitty lie that virgins can't get pregnant, or women can't get pregnant if they aren't compatible with their man, or if you take a hot shower afterward the heat will kill the sperm, or some bullshit. When he cums inside of you he'll lean down to make out with you as he pushes his cum in deeper.
"Relax, dumbass virgins can't get pregnant the first time, everyone knows that.”
Then something happens where you can't meet up with the person who's supposed to change you back, and you're stuck with Naoya for like a month in the mountains or something. He's fucking you the entire time btw, and making you roleplay for like "male bonding." The roleplaying is you as a maid because there’s nothing more masculine than cleaning up after another man. He'll even let you call him bro while you're riding him.
"That's it. Bounce for your bro. Good girl I mean, good bro. Keep fucking goin'.”
Finally when you meet up with the genderswapping person, they tell you they can't because you're pregnant.
I'd also make him even more of an extreme misogynist. When you were a man, Naoya would punch you whenever you two got into a fight, but now that you're a woman he'd backhand you. He'd justify it too. A closed fist is for men. A backhand is for women. He's being respectful, actually.
Also I'd have an "angst" scene where he's on the verge of tears as he makes you swear you don't believe in feminism. I'd make you kinda have no friends in this, which is why you're going along with it because you want Naoya to stay your friend.
"Just say it. Say you don't believe in any of that bullshit. Say women weren't meant to vote, weren't meant to own a credit card, weren't meant for anythin' but makin' babies and pleasing their man. Say it. I gotta hear it. From you…please.”
Last also, but I'd imply he used to practice kissing with you, but he'd turn off the lights so he could pretend you were a girl. So this scenario is actually subconsciously a dream come true for him.
I lied also he'd sleep with your girlfriends so they'd break up with you.
You'd be super pissed your girlfriend cheated and broke up with you to be with Naoya again and he's like.
”oof sowwy~𖹭. Anyways its five o-clock and I have a date by eight. We have to practice again. Maybe your next girlfriend won't spread her legs when you're away.”
sighs. “Ok Naoya but no biting my lip like last time :(”
