L u k a s

[based on this legendary post]

piplup grain entrapment

piplup cares a lot about his work

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

piplup takes a sick day

piplup considers some jorts

piplup forgives his father.

piplup goes grocery shopping

piplup jumps your battery

piplup lights the menorah

piplup sees the pale blue dot

piplup catsits

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

piplup studies plein air

piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy

piplup tells you it's a fiction. we made it up.

piplup sees the pale blue dot (remastered)

God anything for Ralsei good lord

Wii controller: I̶'̶m̵ ̵o̶l̶d̸!̷

Found in drafts. Was I cooking or loosing my mind after 4 years no chapters.

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

you need to be slow maxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48 chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wild life. you need to spend 15 minutes making coffee. you need to breathe in and out. you need to be slowwwwwww