YOU ARE ENTERING A STEELY DAN ZONE!!!!!

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

let me be vulnerable as a black person and say, something very intimate about a partner wanting to learn how your hair works and wanting to help take care of it as properly as they can while caring for you *CRIES*

a giggle is a laugh and a smile at the exact same time

a laugh is when you smile twice at once

a smile is whenever you want to. free and beautiful

i went to pen Island and. oh. oh my goodness gracious

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

EVERYONE GET MORE FEMINIST NOW

EVERYONE GET FEMINIST NOW 😭😭

racecar backwards is some thing

gonna lose the race

reluctinly crouch. and the starting line

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

Doing this benefits these species tremendously. They can become so rare over such a vast area as people destroy the only plants they can eat, every single one that survives makes a positive difference!

>fire truck >look inside >water