ordered beauty

''i liked math until they added letters'' is so funny. math sucked ass until they added letters

zere are abelian groups???? zats so many groups

Email your advisor.

Professors who shorten homomorphism to homs instead of homos are cowards

One of my lecturers abbreviates "assumption" as "ass". I'm a coward and usually abbreviate it as "hyp." (short for "hypothesis").

Move a couch into your apartment. VERY carefully. Oh shit fuck ow turn it this way, it's on my foot, no the other foot, no the OTHER other foot, can you just, rotate it, like pi/6 radians through the diagonal plane between my hip and the upper left of the door frame, no the other left, OW, didn't someone come up with a theorem for this, FUCK

The biggest step of a mathematicians journey to maturity is no longer having to resist giggling at words like homogenous and homomorphic.

My grad school friends and I were convinced that the higher-ups were just hazing grad students when they made grad students teach conic sections in precalc, forcing them to say “latus rectum” to a room full of college freshmen.