I never know what to say here

havent felt fly like a g6 lately

we learned a little about those super deep parts of marine trenches in ecology and it must be so funny living down there. like your species hasnt seen the sun for hundreds of millions of years and your senses can only tell you where food bits are and approximately which direction to crawl in to have sex and suddenly you’re blasted with blinding LED light that disappears 2 minutes later and you never see it again

really glad people here don’t say oomf or oomfies or whatever twitter users say to refer to mutuals

I can’t wait to get a live action movie where Disney delves into the backstory of Gaston and they reveal that his mom got crushed by a bookshelf to explain why he hates educated women that read. 

nbc hannibal but through the lens of an avid reader of hannibal’s recipe blog and the beginning tidbits before the actual recipe are episode anecdotes like “Hello everyone, today I bring you the ever classic Flourless Chocolate Cake, bitter and rich and a lively accompaniment to some sweet wine or maybe perhaps some tea or coffee. Skip down to the recipe here. I reunited with Will today in Florence and attempted to saw his head open however I did have my reasons and he did try to stab me earlier in the day —”

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

this spring is slicing me in half. like an apple. will not be explaining what i mean by this

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

Hey girl im consuming a new media

help girl I’m hyperfixating

Maybe recovery is less about feeling good all the time and more about learning how to effectively cope with not feeling good...

I think this is definitely true. And in regards to healing, healing doesn’t mean it never bothers you again or that you “get over it”. It mostly means that you’ve learned to cope with it more effectively.