ʚ winnie ɞ

a loving relationship between a guy who says “wowza!” and a guy who says “hm. intriguing.”

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

honestly out of all of the methods of computer virus delivery out there the 'random mysterious USB stick left on the ground' is the most likely to fool me. no thoughts, head empty, plug that fucker in and unleash a modern day pandora's box on my hard drives

Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude

don’t care Blocked no one asked Blocked who even r u Blocked literally go away Blocked bye

(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!

do not shave the happy trail baby girl..

guy who says "it's okay im reclaiming it" when you tell him not to take the lord's name in vain

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

i love how none of you are normal