Handmade Blossoms

shane hollander appreciation week // day four → favourite trait: earnestness

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AI Central Casting is expanding I see

As Mark Watney would say, he's sciencing the shit out of this. But Grace wouldn't say that because he has like the polar opposite of Watney's swear word vocabulary.

Yes!!! I've never even read The Martian but every time I saw stuff about it I was like "wow that is EXACTLY what my best friend (aerospace engineering degree) thinks like"

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

starting a collection

> disables a new AI fea

and shane ofc doesn’t know any better so he’s just like oh right these things that i’m feeling must just be part of regular horniness that fuckbuddies have (and maybe even convinces himself that the reason he was upset post-vegas wedidn’tevenkissgate isn’t because he has Feelings its just because he has like, a kink for kissing. which is why its Fine now because ilya must have figured that out because he kisses him now and there’s no other reason why it makes him feel the way it does) so he responds earnestly every time like “miss your lips” and “yeah, i’ll be sweet for you” etc. and it Doesn’t Mean Anything because its just Part Of Sex and they’ve decided that the sex doesn’t mean anything. bc its never anything else. they don’t stay and talk, they don’t eat, they don’t do domestic shit. until they Do. and suddenly the tenderness is no longer surrounded by the safety net of Sex Only and shane doesn’t know how to deal with that because now schrödinger’s box is open and the cat is very much Alive

OKOK HIS ROZRACK.. also in order to match hudders :)