we are so lonely

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me

i don’t like knowing this.

Evil eye collecting and focusing powerful forces of enormous hatred.

this is why aliens won’t visit

Earth has evolved false eyes to ward off planetary predators

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

ah yes, my favourite movie genre, “charlize theron with a gun”

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

i do unironically love saying The Before Times when talking about covid. if we’re gonna be in a deadly pandemic we might as well talk like we’re in bad YA. let’s allow ourselves that

#enemies to lovers?

do kids these days know about grace kelly by mika

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

this is from a couple of things, in fandoms im actively in and from what i see on the dash, but like people should probably confront why they find white media and white characters more palatable than stuff with poc. and even then, when a media IS led by a character of color, why is that character never in focus for fandom? i understand that studios, scriptwriters, authors etc often do present a bias and develop their white characters more, but some of you HAVE and WILL develop white background character #34 who has 3 lines infinitely more than a main character of color

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day