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I'm ruining my dash with pictures of insects but I'm drunk so that's a problem for later me

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

this post is getting 50k easy

Y'all ever think of what the person responsible for Rocky's voice bank must've felt when those videos finally got to earth? Imagine doing a voice acting gig for a bank voice on a computer or whatever that you eventually completely forget about, only for it to one day come back to you when the FIRST intellectual alien lifeform that a human being has ever met decides to use it as their chosen voice. The mild horror. The exhilaration. The emotional punch. This is it. This is your magnum opus. You have given a human voice to a sentient rock and it will NEVER get better than this. Also, they picked you over MERYL STREEP?!?!

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

My entire family is asleep and I forgot I had 'one hour of silence interrupted by metal pipes playing whilst I study. I think I laughed my brother awake

in cambrian universe the 44th president of the united states was barack anomalocaris (not to be confused with 49th vice president anomala carris) and the affordable care act was informally known as anomalocare

This cuts out the other part of that conversation in which you were adamant that dnd figures are suitable sex toys

and the part where we were on about using skylanders as sex-toys

I SAID WHAT I SAID MIND YOUR BUSINESS

Biology actually can't be a serious subject we just spent the last 30 minutes of class watching animal mating rituals

To prove this even further, the law students did a four hour straight court analysis, the chemists synthesised pure aspirin from willow bark, and we went to a petting zoo and made a monkey enclosure from cardboard and pipe cleaners. Not a real subject but it's fun as fuck