i love the fact that, even though we don't have any solid historical evidence, we all kind of unanimously and tacitly agree on... john laurens being blond.
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i love the fact that, even though we don't have any solid historical evidence, we all kind of unanimously and tacitly agree on... john laurens being blond.

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Hamilton: Sarcasm won’t get you anywhere.
Burr: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in ‘98.
Hamilton: Did it?
Burr: No.
Alexander: What are you drinking?
Burr: Soy milk
Alexander: Hola, soy Alexander
Burr:
Washington, narrating: Nobody knew what happened to Alexander's face or who punched it
Alexander: Helpful grammar tip: farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance.
Burr: Who hurt you?
Alexander: My father did you not hear me.
Von Steuben, arriving at camp: damn,,, yall live like this?

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Hamilton: I’m probably the smartest dumbass you’ll ever meet
Laurens: *standing on the bench* Look at me.
Laurens: What do you see?
Hamilton: An idiot on the bench.
Laurens: No, baby boy. You see John fucking Laurens!
Hamilton: That's what I said.
When the Colonies want representation in the parliament:
Alexander : This place is too tough for you.
Philip : Too tough for me? That’s downright ridiculous. I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.
Von Steuben: I will tell you on six conditions. Number one, you let me use your office to practice my dance moves.
Washington:

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fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them
aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas
marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman
literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him
thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house
I love all of this please keep going.
they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison
george washington made a rule banning snacks during cabinet meetings because thomas jefferson would always eat mac n cheese which wasn’t big in the us at the time and all the other founding fathers thought it was disgusting
aaron burr once set himself on fire because he attempted to light a candle by shooting it because he was too tired to get an actual match and his gun was nearby
Hamilton: If I run and leap at Laurens he will most certainly catch me.
Hamilton, screaming and running: Coming in!
Laurens: No, no, no I’m holding beer- *drops beer to catch Hamilton*
Alex: Nice hands
John: Thanks(?)
Alex: They would look nice wrapped around my…
Adrienne: HOLY BIBLE, YOU SINNERS
Gilbert: * behind her* YEAH, SEX IS A SIN!
Alex and John: * staring at them *
John: You two have sex
Adrienne: Premarital sex is a sin
Alex: Well, technically we are both married
John: But not to each other
Martha Manning: I’m pregnant
John Laurens: what
Martha Manning: it’s yours
John Laurens:
Hamilton: Fuck...
Laurens : You ? Gladly.
Hamilton :
Laurens :
The other 51 :
Hamilton : it. I was going to say fuck it.

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No one:
Alexander Hamilton: I feel like ruining my fucking life today!
Alexander: *to Thomas* FIGHT ME
Thomas: Stop telling everyone to fight you! Look how small you are!
Alexander: My height doesn’t effect my ability to snap someone’s neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!
Thomas: You can’t even reach my neck.
Alexander: Do you really want to test me now? Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!