You can wish in one hand and crap in the other...

Aliens are probably involved.

America’s pungent corpse flowers are all mysteriously blooming at once

Botanists across the US are trying to figure out why so many titan arums – better known as corpse flowers – are blooming simultaneously around the country this year.

“Ah, my fart cone.”

Moss of the Woods Herbal Pendant Giveaway!

July 24-July 31

In lieu of a proper shop update today, I’ve decided to do a small giveaway to mark the introduction of my new Herbal Pendants! Featuring small sprigs of real, locally harvested herbs and plants preserved in crystal clear resin, these pendants are intended not only as a statement piece for my fellow plant obsessives, but also as wearable charms and botanical allies for those so inclined.

Rules:

One winner will be chosen and given their choice of an herbal pendant (or something else if they prefer)

Enter by reblogging. One reblog=one entry.

Likes are appreciated, but do not count towards an entry

Please do not spam your followers; be considerate. If I see too many reblogs from you in a row I will only count them as one or two.

Must be 18 years or older to enter (US law, I’m sorry)

Winner will be chosen on the evening of Sunday, July 31 via a random number generator