Garbage Boy Stink Man

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning