now I’ve got a bellyache

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

notice how nobody liked being at work today

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

It's wednesday