It's a charmed life

Genuinely, what is it with my "friends" not inviting me to their weddings? Anyways, I have a list of the ones who didn't and they won't be invited to mine.

I was obsessed with The Outsiders in middle school/high school and I had the biggest crush on Johnny Cade. So now I reminisce about Johnny like he's my high school sweetheart who passed away that I will never see grow old </3

I'm going to put you guys onto a stunning nail polish combination: Sally Hansen Mega Strength in the shade She-ro (or any mauve, honestly), topped with Poparazzi in the shade Pretty in Pearls.

I need someone to start selling plain light pink satin pumps ASAP.

Some bitch at Sephora told me that I have t-shirt tan. Girl...it's pigmentation on my neck from massages because I'm fucked up 😭