short, fat, and proud of that

Oh, the urge to make a fool of yourself in an in game chatroom just to make a pretty girl laugh...

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

undulates lesbianically in your general direction

My political interests as someone with OSDD are probably more alligned with some random person faking DID than anyone who hunts for the secret fake evil systems. And the social benefits of faking DID are roughly 0 so I don't even believe in the faker at this point. They're probably have it for real by the time you sickos are done ruining their life over nothing

There's literally nothing you can do to prove yourself a real suffering disabled dissociative disorders haver and honestly I'd rather be around the endogenic danganronpa kinnie than some ableist harassment ghoul

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

???

I don't know what to tell you man.

your cat was an honor to see in the window

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

They never explain in school which part of the body the confetti comes out of.