ghost

What a stupid picture. Leave it to the liberal gays to take mens passion of cigars and turn it into a mockery, much like they do with everything.

ugh tell me about it

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

Mood

she majors in art history and you can’t get her to shut up about wine

me

She hates Gaugin, loves a tapas bar and always smells like jasmine. She only smokes American spirits and she has never had a boyfriend, only lovers

This is literally Elizabeth Holmes

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

the app crashed three times trying to reblog this post

Just met a woman who was like “oh your dog is so nice” and then her daughter said “our puppy is mean. He bit the trainer on his weenie” I was like 😦

It’s important to note that apparently the weenie-biter in question was a 10-month-old golden doodle named Robert

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!