In The Brush I Hide

maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that

I'm sure they would LOVE to do that but unfortunately we turned their habitats into cities and farms so now they gotta look for other places where their long beaks specialised to dip into muck and water looking for tasty crustaceans can be put to use finding them food.

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

Criminal charges

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

only 5 seconds

got it, acting as antenna to project the cramps of my transmasc friends to him for extra pain

im studying histology and i just like the little guys that work so hard to keep our organisms up and running

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

kept forgetting to take pics of this guy but i like how it came out :3

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

Earth, lie lightly on her: she lay lightly on you.