HALLOOO JOHAAAAAAANN

in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

And people say chemistry isn’t fascinating

why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down

i can’t eat gluten

understandable have a good day

don’t tell me what to do

why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down

i can’t eat gluten

understandable have a good day

thanks i will

that fukin Jeff

am i astral projecting what is this

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

I’ll be your dirk I love roleplaying hot yaoi

me too i luv homestuck

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

i’m absolutely screaming my 6th graders had to write essays about their favorite celebrities and one girl wrote hers about abraham lincoln

please remember that i don’t live in america, this is a 12 year old korean girl and when asked about her favorite celebrity her mind automatically jumped to the 16th president of the united states