bitch ass Horny posting

heres a reminder to go masturbate instead of engaging in that incendiary argument going on on your social media feed

strapjobs r awesome bc u can lowkey chew it a little if u want

It's very interesting to me that a gigantic minotaur is fucking me vigorously. I'm observing the situation as it plays out from a detached academic perspective.

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

i liek time loops. i think it would be nice. repetition. a routine. u know every possibility of what happens from here. u've tried every possibility. there's nothing to surprise u. ur omniscient. ur just not free.

Official Time Loop Post

i think it would be really hot to just be treated as like a test subject. fully restrain me and start playing with my tdick just to see how i react. the only reason i’d cum is just so you can see what it looks like, not for my pleasure. i wanna be toyed with and experimented on. also maybe you’d have latex gloves on

big spoon groping little spoon in their sleep. you agree. reblog.

fucking nerd *almost passes out from horniness*

boys squirting. you agree.

put that twink in a skirt and crop top that doesn't fully cover his tits and jack him off in public wednesday

its a government holiday in every country btw so you have to.

hairy chests. you agree. reblog