🐮 cow lover 🐄

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

as someone who wants to make Every Art And Craft, Ever, All The Time it's actually suuuuuuch a relief when I come across a technique that I don't vibe with aesthetically. my pile of Things To Learn is endless and ever-growing and normally every time I see a new thing it's like well. there it goes. on the infinite pile. so on the rare occasions i see something i DON'T have a fervent and immediate desire to learn I'm just oh wow I don't like this. thank fucking god.

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

Where is it buried

Ngl if I had a plasma pistol I'd be forgetting to charge it all the time and letting it overheat and shit. Yeah just leave it on the dashboard in a hot car on a 40° day fuck it. What could go wrong?

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

I read one(1) problematic fanfiction and now I endorse all evil things in this world

she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

never watch the sodium intake!!!!! soup and chips forever!!!!

i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

i want to get some tattoos. i want to learn how to play drums. i want to go back to the ocean. i want to land a heelflip. i want to benchpress with big plates.

it crept up on me but i want i want i want i want to live. i want to live

getting hyperfixated on a specific character is so embarrassing. here’s another picture of The Character on your dash… I know I just reblogged basically the same one but this one is moving