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Scientists at Cortical Labs have successfully trained a cluster of approximately 200,000 living human neurons, grown on a microelectrode array chip, to play the classic 3D video game DOOM.

villainessbian

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

virtualgirladvance

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

arastir

Master Cyclonis of Storm Hawks, commission work

synthient

where's Crucifixion Kaiba on this easter

voidsparkk

this one?

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I imagined I would be accustomed to the strange traditions of this site from hell by now, but they always somehow find a way to surprise me

seven-winged-liar

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

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freakoutgirl

the internet seems like a distant dream

freakoutgirl

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

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harbinger-of-silly

All gays will go to hellsite

king-of-oreo

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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beagle-uah

Seventh: that the umpire will not IMMEDIATELY stop the game to figure out why there’s a baby being thrown.

Eighth: that an MLB pitcher can even THROW a baby that far.

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cherrypikkins

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

blignick

bunjywunjy

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

oldbutchdanielmolloy

omg you people can do anything

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basalt-havic

the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

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7pmest

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

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