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someone post the eric andre set

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hozier gets pegged not only for himself, but for the gay community and therefore he is the only entity allowed to call himself an “ally”

I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?

#also this isn’t news but what they mean is ‘I love a girl who can stay skinny but not annoy me with diet restrictions’  #men don’t actually love ‘girls who don’t go on diets’ or ‘girls who don’t wear makeup’ or ‘low-maintenance’ girls #what they DO love is women who can stay thin and flawless without ever having to reveal the effort behind it #it’s baffling to me! #like some Orwellian bullshit #you can’t knowingly demand women look a certain way and then complain when they go on diets lmao (via @halffizzbin)

Men like this want a certain performance of femininity from the women they date, but don’t want to ever look behind the curtain, because they want to indulge the fantasy that there IS no curtain. The woman is to be an immaculate doll, all self-maintenance conducted after hours and off-screen, so that his enjoyment of her persona is never sullied by the knowledge of its assembly. In this way, her humanity is made subject to his lack of emotional object permanence: if he cannot see her internal life, then it must not logically exist, and any subsequent outbursts or other social malfunctioning on her part have therefore come from nothing and nowhere. Women, he thinks, are just crazy like that. She’s lucky she looks so good to compensate.  

-Gone Girl

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

not to flex but i’ve never watched a pewdiepie video

Whenever people are like “here are the garishly long femininity rituals rich white women had to endure in 18th century Europe” or whatever– I don’t care. All that tulle is from slaves. All that cotton is from slaves. The wealth that purchases the silk. The sugar from the sweets they serve at the ball. The indigo used to dye the fabrics. At my pettiest I think, “Serves you right all your wealth is built on slavery enjoy your fucking corset and tell your descendants to pay me reparations.”

Remember how mad white women got and how they called OP a misogynist for “not understanding” that these white women were fine with slavery so long as it got them their massive fabrics, and ridiculous sweets? Remember how they excused these white bitches cruelty and racism with “their husbands made them be racist uwu”? Remember how they said that these white women experienced abuse so that excused them ignoring or encouraging that same abuse when it was directed at black women? Cuz I fucking do and I’m always gonna be pissed about it.

loki, holding up some speakers blasting the song while cloaked: this is gonna be so funny when thor realizes i’m not dead