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they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

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astrovampz

#sixtine

pseudomantis

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

toskarinarchive

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

magi-magi-tamamoland-chan

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

burins

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

burins

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

robogrind

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

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funstyle

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks

darkmacademia

alignment chart: bookmark edition. tag yourself i’m scrap paper

#lawful evil #lmfao

bish0ps

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

herpsandbirds

#crab #creb

avatarmerida

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

song-of-sea-and-sky

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

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kuromi-hoemie

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

thememedaddy

heavensghost

Accidentally put my whole fucking heart into something that wasnt fucking meant for me again fucking hell

website-com

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

nodudeshutup

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

nodudeshutup

YOU

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mostlyvalid

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

lazy-universes

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

yourlocaltinsmith

Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!

#and it would be cool if people used it correctly #instead of thinking it covers specific tropes (it doesn't) and is its own separate thing (it isn't)#a pet peeve of mine

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit

Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive

#I believe this is true

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