Just trying to find my way

I'm the modern Oracle of Delphi but instead of breathing in ground vapors to bring about visions I just drink an extra large french vanilla iced coffee and vibrate until I am tuned in

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.

Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Ok everyone do it

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

me: i won’t be a little bitch while i’m sick me: is the actual littlest bitch while sick

Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen

I receive it.

Receiving this positive energy

i dont even have a brain. theres just a frog inside my skull. jus… a lil frog. thats all

I am the frog in your head telling you to love yourself yeehaw