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i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

never watch the sodium intake!!!!! soup and chips forever!!!!

There is an old anthology series, collectively known as Tales from the Vulgar Unicorn, where a group of authors got together and did just that. They planned out the geography and the background politics and a few characters in the town, but other than that each author wrote their own story in that scenario. The series went on for several books and spawned more than one standalone novel, with characters from the original series, and it is one of my favorite series of books of all time. It is however old, it started in the 70s, so a lot of people have not read it, but it is awesome.

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

"Why is your oc fat" grabs you and attaches wheels to ypu and uses you as a skateboard and does a few sick tricks and crashes and gets back on and does some more sick tricks and then lands and breaks you in twain and walks away