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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

eric and assad saying “we have some ideas” about devil’s minion next season and then eric immediately deciding daniel’s karaoke song would be one that he could dedicate to armand after a long night of killing people like ohhhh …. I’m sure.

computa put the light back in my homies eyes

hey hannah there’s this chapter in queen of the damned that i would like to see adapted haha yeah it’s called Part 1, Chapter 4: "The Story of Daniel, the Devil's Minion, or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire,” idk if you’ve heard of it but there’s some lines in there like “Say the word, my love,” Armand said. “I’ll do it. We’ll be in hell together after all.” and “Because I am a coward. And I love you too much to let you go.” you can just put away the creative for this one and put it in the script verbatim yeah it’ll be great okay

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.