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It also can’t be taken except by another Bureaucrat.

Nah. The bureaucract is cannot be captured by the opposing side and it cannot capture pieces from the opposing side. It can however be sacrificed at anytime to return a captured piece to its original place on the board.

Where does The Terrorist play into all of this?

The terrorist destroys its self and a member of the back line up, of the owners side. Unlike the bureaucrat that blocks spaces. The terrorist frees up spaces from pieces that have become permanently blocked. Any piece killed by the terrorist is permanently removed from play. The terrorist can be revived by sacrificing the bureaucrat, or by moving two pawns to the other side of the board.

@snatch-daddy pawns are immune to the terrorist. But I think the extra cost for the terrorist revival is a nice balance.

I’m here for it

At that point you’re playing Stratego, just swap the spy for bureaucrat and the mine for terrorist.

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

Dimmadamn

yay its back.

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

🤦🏾‍♂️ people are so fucking stupid

Did he think that weak add rotting wood was going to stop bullets?

Imagine playing in the backyard and getting shot point blank by your neighbors because they’re stupid

Oh thank you

Seriously. the only reason to shoot AR is because it’s “fun” (Go. To. A. Range.) or because you want to hurt people. There’s no reason to issue these to civilians. Keep them locked up at a range. They are useless for hunting.

Useless for hunting? Theyre the most popular hunting rifle out there.

People use a machine gun to hunt animals? That’s ABSURD. Just use a shotgun. Seems unnecessary for hurnng unless you’re insecure about having a small penis and are trying to overcompensate like those dudes with giant monster trucks 😂

Please don’t call an AR a machine gun just bc it looks scary

Oh my fucking bad, let me correct myself. Who needs a semi automatic weapon to HUNT? Have all the guns y’all want, but why the fuck do you need a semi automatic to hunt?

Yes

bro i fucking hate when neolibs use the “heh, big man not have enough skill to use bolt action for hunt? pathetic” argument when you know theyd piss themselves if they were handed a gun

just use the not so scawy guns that have the wood on them uwu like elmew fudd does 

Such a sweet sweet sound