Hey G-d, it's me, your favorite disappointment

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Call me Moses the way that bush tells me what to do

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.

christianity is not real anyways. it was invented for 14 year old furries to make ocs with halos and wings and shit

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

california girls we're unforgivable, sins so grave they can't be absolved!