mara/Titmouse
I won't waste either of our time
nudes will go here if I ever get off my arse
im yet another disgusting transsexual on the Internet. I have deviant desires such as strolling through fields of lavender while wiping the pear sweat from my husband's overheated brow I mean who said that
oh and the following:
(・_・)(・。・)(・o・)(ﾟ〇ﾟ)(゜〇゜;)o(*｀ω´*)o faux, freeplay, overstim, orgasm denial, m
monsterfucking, gock worship, boycunt devouring, armpits, transformation, and exceedingly evil women among others that are none of ur business
DNI MAP, MAGA (same thing), Zionist, Antisemites (im Jewish so watch ur fucking mouth on my page) TERFS (girl let your fringe grow stop being this), SWERFS (get unfucked), anti-black, woman, queer, indigenous, pretty much besides -zionist, -racist, you get it.
main rules:
I. please dear G!ddess if ur a cis man fucking pay me before you degrade me a bitch has bills $seeliesapphic on cashapp. no exceptions.
II. do not message me if we've never interacted this is not ur playground and I am not ur friend.
III. tell my beloved beautiful incomparable husbian hubba hubby butch baddie (#sorrynotsorrygooseypoo) that he is the only good man and the world shines out his glorious arse (okay keep that last bit tae yersel)
IV. you won't understand my affect. make peace now. I was born dDeaf, raised hearing, and learned English watching BBC (with my extremely homophobic racist highland-clearance-displaced upper middle white trash family. there's Gàidhlig, some Scots Leid, hiberno english, too many feckin' English anes, Spanish, ancient Greek, Hebrew, (dae i need tae continue)) America like every other zillennial nightmare of the oughts. I've forgotten more about multiple languages than most people will know and it makes me "talk funny" (say it i dare u) it comes and goes and if u call me a faker i'll never leave you alone🧿
V. if u know me irl no ye feckin' dont unless ur my goose, my bat, or the myriad other butchfag dykes I collect like infinity stone butch blues, and every trans woman ever yes even u dearie come sit with auntie ill pet the kettle ane. yer safe caileag, there's nightcore and compression socks, and all the obscure foods ye can cook up in those beautiful brains (G-ddess yer incandescent when you blush, dearie.)
VI. transandrophobia is repackaged terfy psychogenic delusion on a communal scale and u sound ridiculous saying otherwise. just say you hate trans women. and do the fucking dishes kai. you would not last an hour in the asylum (transmisogyny) where they raised me.
VII. love every trans woman you meet before it's too late.
VIII. take yer bleddy shoes off in my hoos.
IX. do the job in front of you and never treats people as things.
okay i lied, if you didn't tl;dr me u silly bean I got you so good u read this whole thing bless yer wee hairt.
titmouse out
