Butch But Bad At It

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

all the tests and medication aren't adding up to much. she won't even eat chicken and rice so we may be going back again this afternoon 😭

$260/1500 thank you so fucking much. this dog is my world and even a few hours apart from her felt like agony

so, its been a few days. I havent gotten anything. id like to be able to do laundry this weekend and the minimum the app my apartment uses for the machines will allow me to put on is $10. if anyone could spare that i'd be eternally grateful.

hey, so, I havent eaten in 2 days. I also have a job interview tomorrow that im going to be showing up to in dirty clothes. I dont know how much more desperate I can be for yall to actually like, do something. I have enough on my bus card for the trip to the interview but not the way back. if someone can throw me $2.80 so I can at least get home after being humiliated at another job interview that would be really awesome. im literally begging for pocket change at this point, someone please pull through for me.

we're going on day 3 without food. that interview is in a couple hours and I still havent been able to do laundry. I tried to add a couple dollars that my roommate gave me to my transit card and the bare minimum that they will let me add is $5 which is so ridiculous. i dont know how to make this plea any more meaningful, im literally begging at this point. please, if you can't donate at least spread this around. maybe someone you know has $5 they can give a trans femme in need.

Can’t believe the NY Burlesque scene is having it’s “Dump your puppygirl” moment

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason