Butch But Bad At It

Reblog to break a non binary persons hips

I can't believe grindr has gone woke with the pride icon... I mean honestly...

getting dommed by a girl who's normally very submissive feels really good actually like whaaaat im somehow more pathetic than you are rn like whaaaat how's this possible.... like how is this normally subby girl threatening to fuck my face against the wall like that's so cool

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this

now the healing can begin.

we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!

thats right