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i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"
grandfather....

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âHaha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.â
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
âY2K came to nothing amirite?â
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
âRemember the hole in the ozone layer?â
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those âitâs gonna be an apocalypseâ disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think thatâs going to happen. I donât know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope wonât help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
Happy Smallpox Eradication Day
Who would solve an escape room first?
Batman
Gregory house
Edit: THEY ARE BOTH ALONE AND EQUALLY MOTIVATED TO GET OUT. THEY HAVE TO SOLVE IT AND NOT JUST BREAK OUT.
mutuals to sit under this thing with
what the hell is that thing yall
para shoot
Who puts kids inside a parachute???
đ¤
đđđđ < *scurry around rapidly under it, desperately trying to escape*
MIMI?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEADDDD
sorry, they got out of the house when i wasnât around. GET BACK HERE!!
đđđđ < *continue scurrying*
sorry, they got out
of the house when i wasnât
around. GET BACK HERE!!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I found my new favorite comic of all time
If existence is meaningless, create your own purpose and meaning.
this is everything I ever needed, and I had no idea until now.

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gun?
âscientists donât want you knowâ is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
I'm not going to fuck my computer
more for me
My 5 hour long chem exam is tomorrow wish me luck
Iâve never fucked up so bad in my life
Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
this is what i mean
Via @bulbaderp
To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit
This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.
orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!
ALSO! red light doesnât fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting
red light gang rise up
It's also not just bats! Many nocturnal animals cannot see/are not disturbed by red light. So even if you don't particularly care about bats or live in an area without a native bat population this is still relevant to you!
nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back
artemis: no worries
nasa when they return: so how was it
artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what
fixed it
May 1st, 2014
It's the last day of April
Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped
Maybe I'm too young to understand, the hell is up with this post?
Happy April 30th

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me: oh no! its started raining and now i cant see through my windshield :( the humble windshield wiper:
What a nice phone, a fine addition to my collection
That was MINE
Woah there buddy, you don't have proof. You want this phone, you gotta pay
*Sighs* How much...
1 femboy eredin and 1 goth salamander
What are you gonna do with them anyway..?
eat them and trap them in lucid nightmares for a brief period of a million years
No one we have talk about this
You can't just enclosure people You don't like as paument
But I do like them, which is why I'm giving them a gift
The fact that You consider "trapping them in a lucido nightmare for millions of years" a gift raises far more concernes
It's for good character development UwU
Apologies for My bluntness, but I don't think that anyone would really apreciate going to such extremes for some "character development"
Extreme? That's not extreme. Extreme is trapping them in a never ending room with kinks you can never satisfy because you're cursed to be entirely aromantic-asexual, sex-repulsed, affection-repulsed, and touch-repulsed.
Add to the fact you're also cursed to be nonbinary, so the slaves forced to satisfy your unsatisfiable kinks calling you only male or female pronouns will forever give you gender dysphoria until the day you are resurrected again and again to relive those moments with different slaves of different eras of different species in different locations. To be used as a tool for comfort, all at the expense of your sanity.
That's extreme.
...If You want to talk about those extremes, be it from stuff that happend to You or just...thoughts you've been having, My Doors are always open
<{raises his eyebrow}>
What's that supposed to mean?
That means I am a therapist, and My job is to litsen to what people have to Say and about their thoughts and try to give sound advice
I don't need any advice from the-rapper-jest thank you for your strange offer.