Fight me in the streets for cash

reblog to pet his bald head

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

everyone is so hateful and lacking in whimsy

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"

hey spit that out! drop it! hey!

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

Artists rendition

that’s a whole man.

I’m so fucked

Photo: Associated Press via Stuff Nobody Cares About

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if there was someone to blame?