yeehaw

ya’ll seen ted cruz’s new haircut?

my newborn child is exploiting an abusive power dynamic by crying until i give them milk

i wouldnt dislike all these lgbt pride flags if they at least looked cool instead of a bunch of gay color stripes. we need pride flags that look like heavy metal album covers. with like skeletons driving motorcycles and waving guns around. i want a flag that’ll make your balls drop and grow hair on your chest when you look at it

help girl the mutuals are communicating telepathically

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Op is a panphobe

bestie. dont say that.

ahhhh!!!! ooooooh!!!! oh noooo!!!!! eeeeeek!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!! omg

I’m starting to think furries are the fastest growing sector of the American economy

All I wanted was cool robots. But this is the future we got instead.

this man is leveraging his presence in a niche community to advertise his tax services and you're sat here with your thumb up your ass thinking this precludes advanced robotics somehow. we should all someday be so lucky as Tax Badger

It’s beat down! Time!

the insult of cars nowadays is they dont even look cool theyre just polluting the earth and dont even look fuckable while doing it. maybe thats not the right word