My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open

My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

The fact that Father Wicks died because he was so consumed by the need to punish his daughter for her "sins" that he literally swallowed 'Eve's Apple' is maddening to me, literally named it for original sin but was so caught up in attaching that sin to femininity that he killed himself over it. Literally named his daughter Grace and never gave her a single spec of it. Literally ate the apple too. Literally.

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

My blog is a scrapbook of all the cool stuff I've ever seen so i do hope people take their own pictures (reblogs) of the stuff i have in my scrapbook (that i reblogged)

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

Robert “walking HR violation” Robertson III stepping into SDN and almost immediately becoming the protagonist of a harem anime will never not be funny to me

robert robertson is interesting to me. sleeps on a plastic chair and doesn’t even let himself use a blanket and yet his dog has a nice doggy bed and (judging by his chunkiness) is fed both his own food and some of robert’s when he begs. improvs some of the funniest trash talk ever heard. harsh but tells you what you need to hear. hero but can and will fucking bite you. won’t give himself anything but the bare minimum but gives everyone around him 110%. held his own in a bar fight against multiple artificially enhanced supervillains without his mech suit and after a loss of muscle mass after being in a prolonged coma. carries himself like a veteran. bit a guys thumb off. ripped out a lady’s enhancements with appears to be connected to her brain very possibly killing her. managed to bag multiple baddies. daddy issues. can be driven to violence when provoked. i need to study this man