You Could Stop At Five or Six Memes
or just one. which is sentence starters. be warned: this may have graphic language or describe graphic things.
“Ew… that’s really disgusting. Get that… filthy thing away from me.”
“You could stop at five or six stores, or just one.”
“I don’t need friends, they disappoint me.”
“And why are you looking at me? I don’t like old people. And you, old woman, are looking at me.”
“Can I ask you kind of a weird question?”
“Honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’.”
“Look! ____, the sky. What a lovely, lovely day. Aren’t the clouds beautiful?”
“I am the queen of the universe. The waves part, and they engulf me and the water is warm.”
“I can see the Statue of Liberty from here!”
“–is that the tobacco is rolled on the thighs of Cuban women.”
“I’m pregnant. I don’t know what to say. It just happen, it was–”
“You know what? One thing I wanna know– give me the name of that son of a bitch, because I’m gonna kill him!”
“I can’t stand it when she touches me.”
“People say that time heals all wounds.”
“Shut up. Just shut up. Don’t say a word. I heard enough from you to last me a life time.”
“I’m about to walk out that door and explain to that man out there why I don’t have a home anymore.”
“I’m not as desperate as I thought I was. ____ is trying, and failing in a big way.”
“I saved your life. Now you’re mine for life, my darling.”
“My wife/husband/spouse/partner has been talking about taking a vacation to Hawaii next year.”
“Of course I’m not in love with them.”
“They’re inside the closet.”
“Look, if we don’t leave now, we’re going to miss the train.”
“I will sack the fucking lot of you. Is that clear?”
“I want ‘em. And I know you can’t keep ‘em forever.”
“That always puts the fear of God in me.”
“A bum! That’s what he is. A BUM!”
“Oh damn. It’s nothing. It’s stupid!”
“But believe me; WOMEN. NOTICE.”
“I mean, what did you think I was going to say? I MEAN!… what did you think I was going to say?….”
“I’m not in love with you!”
“Some say… the ducks went to Canada…”
“The man was a fool! But don’t make a murderer out of ‘em!”
“Oh god!…. I want to die…”
“You tapped that ass, didn’t you?”
“Other guys will just feed you lines. But I’ll take you to Micky D’s !!!”
“They call him ‘the Sandman’ because he likes to put people to sleep.”
“I gave 17 years of my life to stand in the same spot as you.”
“I’m a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee for you in the morning before they go.”
“If you lying to me, I’m going to kill you. If you’re bending the truth, I’m going to kill you. In fact, you’re going to have to try really hard to stay alive.”
“Oh, that is just not right.”
“You don’t seem to realize how insulting it is to me that you can’t get your life together.”
“All I ever wanted was to be friendly!”
“You give me a second chance, I’ll give you 10 million dollars.”
“I loved you, though it was only yesterday I fully realized it.”
“I didn’t just splatter paint. I was my paint.”
“I’m afraid that what you suggest is quite impossible.”
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