SootHouse RP Sentences
RP SENTENCES FROM THE CHANNEL SOOTHOUSE! FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AND SUCH!
“[Muse Name] What’s your Fursona?”
“Do you know Roblox?”
“Unfortunately, they also have a lot to complain about…”
“How much unwinding do you need to do at thirteen?”
“Those chicken nuggets are comin’ up.”
“You whore yourself out for money, obviously.”
“It’s very easy to recruit kids nowadays.”
“The communists are taking over! They’ve all got Gingerbread Hats!”
“That’s fuckin’ loads of sweetcorn!”
“You WILL eat more sweetcorn!”
“[Muse Name] No! No more corn!”
“Come on, sell this to me a bit more!”
“This is steak with milk and jellybeans!”
“Let’s find that motherfucker who did this!”
“If it’s sweet popcorn, then I want to die.”
“Would you really stoop that low?”
“Right, [Muse’s Name] we’re gonna fucking throw down hands.”
“You shut your whore mouse!”
“Custard Cream are the nicest biscuits out there.”
“Minions are a metaphor for Communism.”
“Is the reason to enjoy wine, because you like the shape of the cup?”
“Where has that banana been?!”
“Who had the idea to cross Minions with Yugioh?”
“I am a pure boy/girl/person.”
“You just kill him and he starts playing a sick beat.”
“YOU HAVE A VERY NICE DRESS ON TODAY!”
“He drops cataracts.”
“Well done for defeating me. You are blind.”
“I meticulously plan my bowls of pasta.”
“I’m all about that 3AM McDonalds spending spree.”
“You gotta do your Mad Lad voice!”
“I’m already a Mad Lad.”
“If you ask, Subway will tear a cookie in half.”
“It was worth it for the six Likes.”
