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Every Jedi has their own particular twist - Kit Fisto uses a hallucinogenic seaweed found on his native planet. Plo Koon’s is literally lethal to non Kel-Dor but is the galaxy’s best known grease remover. Mace’s stash appears relatively tame, but has an aftertaste that kicks in half an hour later when you’ve already drunk half the bottle and cannot be removed by any mouthwash known to civilization. No one knows what Yoda’s tastes like, except possibly Dooku and the only time he was ever asked his eyes went blank, his shoulder twitched compulsively and he he immediately called a retreat - it is therefore the most sought after secret in the temple. Luminara has a variety that tastes of something only describable as “pure regret”. She’s been working on “horrified realisation” for a while now but has only managed “embarassed mortification”. Qui-Gon liked to infuse tea and spices into his brew, and brought back more than a few exotic species to feed his habit.  Obi-Wan continues the tradition, however due to the increasing stresses of war the tea varieties he uses have steadily been increasing in both bitterness and caffeine content. It is colloquially known as “the sleepless death” and is banned in eight star systems. Skywalker’s version is surprisingly palatable, does not cause hallucinations and packs a kick stronger than a Dug on steroids. It’s made of bugs.

#To the people who've pointed out that Toph would still need desert glasses to avoid getting sand in her eyes: I see you#Uh...that wasn't an intentional pun#*cough*#The thing is—now I can't dispel the image of Toph being so endearingly frustrated and annoyed by the fact that she STILL has to wear glasses#And instead of just. Doing the Logical Thing and wearing the stuff; she uses the headscarf itself to cover her eyes.#So she stands out from other sandbenders even more than she already does by being tiny and naturally pale and TOPH™#My girl may not be involved in the Earth Rumbles in this AU but she sure loves some theatrics.#Surprising (thus disarming) her enemies simply by showing up and making them wonder how tf she can see them with her entire face covered...#And then turning them into the butt of her jokes for ages#Sorry that's just Peak Toph to me#On the other hand! There's the counterpart#Sokka: Hold on why are you even wearing those glasses? Aren't you blind?#Sandbenders: *absolute silence*#Toph: You know I think you might become my favorite person#Sokka: 😀#Toph:...to make fun of.#Sokka: 🥺#Anyway the dynamics are 100000% real#Thanks for catching these little details BTW! I totally missed them while making this—which is something that happens. Sometimes.#When you're lacking in sleep.#Like I am right now#*cough* HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT NON-BENDING DAI LI AGENT SUKI (via op)

It's a good thing Suki taught Sokka feminism in season one bc if she didn't it would've been up to Toph and I don't think Sokka could've survived that lol

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious