Lemon-Stealing Whor(s)e

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

Official Post of Massachusetts

you tell a psychiatrist you feel a lack of control and autonomy in life and it makes u want to harm yourself and they go “100 years of the lack of control and autonomy place for you” and its like. considered a good thing by many.

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

me in my brain me in my selfies

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature