The 72 Demons

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

Me, putting on an ugly outfit: this is okay because i’m gay

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested in but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

I feel so goddamn called out right now

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

Bass guitars are the power bottoms of music

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

if you ship real life people you’re weird