Not supposed to blog about it

#ACTUAL STEVE ROGERS AND SAM WILSON

the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about

Okay, when are we going to get playable kitten assassins Ubisoft? Don’t gimme that double your development schedule garbage either.

i thought this was an everything bagel with a ribbon tied around it

putting this here for when i get sads. 

BRACE YOURSELVES THE SNUFFLER IS COMING

he just locks on to the target though

John you idiot

NOO THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD?? NO

YOU DUN FUCKED UP JOHN

#no one’s saying it but we’re all thinking it

me about DA:I to all my offline friends

I done fucked up 

are we not gonna talk about the dog that pops out of nowhere with extreme concern on his face

I literally laughed for a solid half hour