lost in starlight

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

the number one lesson that toddler parenting is teaching me is the power of adjusting your attitude so you can get silly. if I am in a bad mood or at the end of my rope patience-wise my toddler senses this IMMEDIATELY and actively turns every single interaction into a protracted power struggle. but if i can take a second to gather myself and marshal juuust enough strength to do a goofy little bit or even just make a silly face he is sooo so delighted and can usually be easily persuaded to do whatever he was resisting two seconds earlier. tonight he was testing meeeeeeeeee oh my god WHY must everything be a battle and then I invented a game called BOOM where I swing him around and drop him on the nearest cushioned surface and this game was such a wild hit that we did our entire bedtime routine in five min just by trading bedtime tasks for one (1) boom. and then he was in such a silly happy mood it put me in a better mood and now I don’t feel as exhausted. idk it does take some effort to rally when you’re not feeling inclined to be silly but then it consistently saves soooo much time/energy in the rest of your interactions I think it’s worth it. plus it’s crazy how much goofing off with somebody for a few minutes resets your nervous system.

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

Gavin Newsom has the aura and appearance of a man who would have an affair with his friend’s wife/his aide AND prey on a 19 year old waitress while he was the mayor of Los Angeles. I’m sure the conservative-owned mainstream media are pushing this story so hard to preemptively smear him in case he secures the democratic nomination but that is the least shocking bit of information ever released. We already knew that. This is the least new news you could have released.

In my AU where Rose Landry is part of Taylor Swift’s 2010’s girl gang a Gaylor accidentally discovers Hollanov while trying to prove that Shane & Rose were each other’s beards

I present my "stop viewing wives and children as property" strategy to crime preventers but they are unmoved