everything’s wrong with me. unless someone else is saying “what the hell is wrong with you?” then there is nothing wrong with me and i am god’s favorite little lamb or something

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

jotchua my jotchua #myjotchua

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

Last night was a tubi original

men don’t wear long sleeve shirts under graphic tees anymore and i think that’s why the economy is in shambles